Monday, February 28, 2005

Scott DeVos vs. Brett Darling

Scott DeVos vs. Brett Darling Posted by Hello

Today's fight was suggested by Kristen Barnes. Scott DeVos and Brett Darling are almost polar opposites, sooooo why not put them in an imaginary fight. Who do you think would win? Give your Comments! COMMENTS! Slinus demands your comments! especially from you, Scott & Brett.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Saturday, February 26, 2005

Movie Review: "Godzilla vs. Destroyer"

Godzilla fights Destroyer Posted by Hello

Today I watched the movie “Godzilla vs. Destroyer”. Ever since I’ve been playing the Godzilla videogame, I’ve been becoming more and more a bigger Godzilla fan. In “Godzilla vs. Destroyer” Godzilla is having a nuclear meltdown occur inside of him, which is cool because he glows orange and looks like he made of lava throughout the film.
Meanwhile scientists create something called “Micro-oxygen” which somehow makes angry creatures that use “Micro-oxygen as a weapon. These creatures are the goofiest looking things. Their 10ft tall, have crab/spider legs, giraffe life necks, their purple, make obnoxious noises, and like to rip off films like “Aliens” and “Jurassic Park”. After mauling the police force, they hide out for a while.
In yet another meanwhile, “Baby Godzilla” is found in the ocean. But what’s this? He’s not the annoying creepy talking baby Godzilla from films such as “Godzilla’s Revenge” anymore. After getting nuked he as become a smaller version of normal Godzilla (this gives to movie extra points).
As Godzilla rampages around, scientists figure out that he soon explode and take out the world if they don’t do something. They can’t shoot at him or it will trigger the explosion, so they invent “Freeze Tanks”. Yeah, they use “Freeze Lasers” (did Japan contact Gotham City’s Victor Fries and ask for technology secretes?) It works! . . . for 6 hours. So what else can they do? Why not kill him with whatever the heck “Micro-oxygen” is. But where can they get some “Micro-oxygen”? Hmmmmmm.
Anyway, back to the goofy “Micro-oxygen” monsters. After the police try and freeze them with “Freeze Lasers”, they all jump into each other and make one really big monster. Say, wait a minute! That’s a pretty big source of “Micro-oxygen”, let’s make him fight Godzilla!
Using the baby Godzilla to attract “Adult Meltdown Godzilla”, a fight begins. The “Micro-oxygen” monster mauls baby Godzilla. (Mauling is FUN!) But baby Godzilla gets a lucky shot and knocks the “Micro-oxygen” monster into a power plant. Ooops! Now he’s even bigger, has wings, a horn, and is named Destroyer.
Destroyer unleashes a new level hurt on baby Godzilla and KILLS him. (Hooray! Death to baby Godzilla!) But Destroyer leans a valuable lesson, “Never kill Godzilla’s kid while Godzilla is watching”. (This is a valuable lesson for you “the reader” too. Try and apply in everyday situations.)
Godzilla starts mauling Destroyer, until he turns into a bunch of those 10ft tall spider legged “Micro-oxygen” monsters. (It’s fun watching Godzilla get swarmed by a bunch of “obvious” puppets.) To make a long review short, Godzilla wins, but he is still melting down. Japan tries to freeze him with everything they got, but no good. He explodes! But wait, the world is still here. Something is absorbing the radioactivity! It’s Baby Godzilla! He’s back from the dead and has mutated into a full grown Godzilla. And then the movie ends.

Pros and cons of “Godzilla vs. Destroyer”

1) You are led to believe that baby Godzilla is nuked and dead in the beginning.
2) Electronic puppets mauling police!
3) Electronic puppets mauling Godzilla!
4) Baby Godzilla gets severely mauled and then killed.
5) You get to see Godzilla MELT!
1) No Mothra
2) Baby Godzilla (in a way) lives
3) If I hear the word “Micro-oxygen” one more time, I’m going to explode.

Anyway I give this film 3 out 5 slinus stars.

Friend of the Week

Liz is the "Friend of the Week" Posted by Hello

Name: Elizabeth Seng
Age: 21
Nickname(s): Liz
Who is your Role Model: Cartoons
What is your major (if applies): N/A
Favorite Movie: Star Wars Trilogy
Favorite T.V. Show: The Acme Hour
Favorite Band/Musician: Elvis Presely
Favorite Book: “Villains by Necessity” by Eve Forward
Favorite Fictional Character: Phantom of the Opera
Favorite Animal: Wolf
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Word: “ubiquitous”
Favorite Quote: “Not all who wonder are lost” – J.R.R. Tolkien
Favorite Website: Google
If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?
A DVD/CD player. I would never be bored.
If you had super powers what would they be?
Invisibility, Teleportation, and Shape shifting.
If you could have any job in the world, what is the perfect one for you?
Comic Book Store Owner
*Free Space*
“I got to stop sleeping on Cait’s couch because I keep dreaming Brett is the Killer form the movie Scream.”
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Would a woodchuck chuck wood?

Thursday, February 24, 2005

You Don't Know SLINUS!

This is the 1st contest of the Slinus Blog. All you have to do is post a link as your comment. The trick is I'm judging the links based on how much they impress me. So just how much do you know Slinus? Send me websites that you think I would like and there are no restrictions, all websites are eligible.
The winner will get $5 the next time I see them. (You you don't live in the state, I'll mail it!)
The contest ends Friday March 4th. I will post a list of all the links ranked to my liking after the contest is over.
And no repeat links! First one who posts a link gets it. So check the comments before posting a link.
Easiest contest ever.
Ps. The contest is only open to people I know or have met.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Teddy Ruxpin Vs. Snuggles

Teddy Ruxpin Vs. Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bear Posted by Hello
Today's fight is more than creepy, it's ultra creepy! Teddy Ruxpin is the creepy electronic talking bear from the 80's that some children had to have at least 5 of them (Like the 80's version of "Tickle Me Elmo"). Snuggles is that "cute" talking bear from the commercials for Snuggle brand Fabric Softener. For some reason no one has a problem with an anthropomorphic teddy bear sneaking into their house and fooling around with their laundry.
Anyway, give me your comments. Who do you think would win?

CD Review: Cash from Chaos

"Cash from Chaos" is a tribute to Johnny Cash. I'll be honest in that I got this album because it had one of my favorite bands covering my favorite Cash song, but the rest of the album is ok. It starts off slow but I enjoyed any of the tracks that covered a Cash song that I was familiar with. The best part of the album is Tub Ring covering "One Piece at a Time". So Slinus gives "Cash from Chaos" 2 out of 5 Slinus Stars. Posted by Hello

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Someone VS Who?

In a conversation that started on February 21, 2005 with Dave, Phil, Shawn, and Kristen; the question "Who would win in a fight between James Bond and Indiana Jones?" came up and was discussed. Then other fights were concocted such as "James Bond vs. Predator", "Terminator vs. Robocop", "Data (Star Trek) vs. Bender (Futurama)", and "Frodo Baggins vs. Bigfoot".
I will be posting a new "Who vs. Who" Question every so often and I hope to generate lots of comments, discussions, and silliness!
So today's fight is "Tinkerbell vs. The Mothra Twins"
Who do you think would win? Please post your comments.
Here are some links to see the competitors ....


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