Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Teddy Ruxpin Vs. Snuggles


Teddy Ruxpin Vs. Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bear Posted by Hello
Today's fight is more than creepy, it's ultra creepy! Teddy Ruxpin is the creepy electronic talking bear from the 80's that some children had to have at least 5 of them (Like the 80's version of "Tickle Me Elmo"). Snuggles is that "cute" talking bear from the commercials for Snuggle brand Fabric Softener. For some reason no one has a problem with an anthropomorphic teddy bear sneaking into their house and fooling around with their laundry.
Anyway, give me your comments. Who do you think would win?

14 comments:

Ken Harley said...

Ruxpin would rock snuggles' world... he's all angry for being on the shelf for so damn long he's ready to unleash some teddy bear hell. "Ruxpin's Back!!!!!!"

Scott said...

Ruxpin would put in his matrix remix tape and kick snuggles ass.

Scott said...

Oh and just in case snuggles got any ideas, that looks like a bullet proof vest that he's wearing.

Tiffany said...

As much as I'd prefer Snuggles, I think the ignored and unloved Ruxpin would unleash his electronic wrath.

But you have to wonder... if Snuggles would have an army of soccer moms in front of him as his infantry.

Banannagirl said...

Have you ever looked Teddy Ruxpin in the eyes, you won't be the same. And if that doesn't work, he can stuff snuggle into his tape player and rewind his fluffy little ass! Sorry Snuggle you're a gonner. (~'.')~

Oh and for the soccer moms, who do you think bought Teddy N-E-Waz. Just ask Brett.

Liz said...

I'm gonna have to go with the general consensus here. Teddy Ruxpin has years of neglet-filled rage to call upon. Also, he could in his caterpillar buddy (whose name currently eludes me.) And anyway, I think the Snuggle porcupine is WAY cuter anyway.

Liz said...

Oh, and speaking of Brett's mom, I wonder if she could MAKE a Matrix Teddy? And we could dress up the caterpillar as Trinity (I have one of those damn dolls somewhere) That would truly be the creepiest of creepies right there.

Brett said...

AHHHH!!!! NOT TEDDY!!!

Brett said...

I believe Teddy has this one, while Snuggles is soft and nearly invulnerable to agrivated damage, he could still be torn to shreads by the technilogicaly uber creepiness that is the Teddy Ruxpin.
Also, snuggles could get a bottle of fabric softner and short circuit Teddys ass. But not if Teddy got Grubby, Grimace, and the Wooly Watzit to help him.
What is Snuggles help anyway? Soccer moms and snot nose kids. Teddy's got a fleet of bounders!

Dane said...

Ruxpin. He's a robot bear, with a huge battery pack. Anything needing that much power can kick the crap out of itty-bitty snuggles.

Jen said...

Snuggles is soft and squishy while Ruxpin is full of mecha might! Death to Snuggles!

Donovan "Slinus" Jones said...

WOW! You all hate Snuggles! I think they would both die! Sure the fight would start out in favor of teddy ruxpin, the angry robo bear, but as soon as snuggles got a blood stain on his fluffy white coat, he would be over taken by a new kind of rage (The nothing gets blood out of white fur rage). Snuggles, now with red blazing eyes of hate would call upon his army of soccer moms. Ruxpin with his mighty robot powers would call upon his army of now-grown-up-children from the 80's. Both sides would rage on into the night, untill it all ends when both are shot by Ranger Smith. Smith, after years of torment from Yogi bear, has begun a new life of terminating all bears!
Yep, thats exactly how it would happen.

Raven said...

Snuggles is creepy... but so is ruxpin.....I say they both lose cuz they're so creepy..... oh and the lepraucun would come in and destroy them both with a boobied lawnmower. ha.................take that teddy bear.

Raven said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Bad bear