Sunday, March 27, 2005

Top Ten Coolest Rabbits

Happy Easter all! To celebrate here's my top 10 list of the coolest Rabbits.

  1. Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)

  2. The Killer Rabbit (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

  3. Frank (Donnie Darko)

  4. Roger Rabbit (Who Framed Rogger Rabbit)

  5. Playboy Bunnies

  6. Giant Killer Rabbits (Night of the Lepus)

  7. Babs and Buster Bunny (Tiny Toon Adventures)

  8. Rabbot (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

  9. Mall Easter Bunny (Mallrats)

  10. Harvey (Harvey)

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Friend of the Week


Jen is the Friend of the Week. Posted by Hello


Name: Jennifer L. Wilson
Age: 21
Nickname(s): Jen, Cat, Snail, & Spider.
Who is your Role Model: The Dungeon Keeper.
What is your major (if applies): Psychology
Favorite Movie: Microcosmos
Favorite T.V. Show: Invader Zim
Favorite Band/Musician: Tori Amos
Favorite Book: How to Serve Troll by Tom Bachilius
Favorite Fictional Character: Gary the Snail
Favorite Animal: Cat/Snail
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Word: NARF!
Favorite Quote: ”We’re all mad here” – Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland.)
Favorite Website: http://www.sluggy.com/
If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?
Lamp, because I burn bugs and make and make a horrible smell from their corpses.

If you had super powers what would they be?
Teleporting, shapeshifting, and accordion powers.
If you could have any job in the world, what is the perfect one for you?
Snail Farmer.
*Free Space*
Narf! Blarg! Choogy choogy woo! Tee-he. La de da.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood, would a woodchuck chuck wood? Ummmm… 1,709,853,964,211,053.71 pieces.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

New Pictures!

Sorry for the long wait but I finally posted all the Halloween pictures at my photo album page.
Check them out. Their in the folder "00 New Pictures".
http://albums.photo.epson.com/j/AlbumList?u=4124445

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Sydel, A Girl on the GROW!


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Just a few short months ago, Sydel was as normal as could be (well for those of you who know Sydel, I use the term "Normal" loosely). But in the months to come Sydel has expeirenced a titillating change, she had bigger squishies, errrr, I mean breasts.
She first noticed when one evening her bra simply burst open. "I was just relaxing when I suddenly felt something hit my leg. Turns out it was a piece of my bra, which had come apart." Instead of wearing a new bra, Sydel simply tied hers back together, and continued to wear it.
So from a 32 A to a 34 B in just a few months and possibly still going, Sydel has my growing concerns. Here at the Slinus Blog, we'll keep you posted with any new changes in Sydel's bust.

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Friend of the Week


Brett is the Friend of the week. Posted by Hello


Name: Brett Jeffery Darling
Age: 22
Nickname(s): “Kid”
Who is your Role Model: Johnny Depp
What is your major (if applies): Theater
Favorite Movie: Moulin Rouge
Favorite T.V. Show: Futurama
Favorite Band/Musician: “Weird Al” Yankovic
Favorite Book: Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
Favorite Fictional Character: Gollumn
Favorite Animal: Kitty
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Word: Antidisesstablishmentarianism
Favorite Quote: “When I say something, I mean exactly what I mean it too.” – Humpty Dumpty (Behind the Looking Glass)
Favorite Website: www.seancody.com (WARNING! Not safe for work, school, or anywhere!
If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?
A rock because I would see everything for all time.
If you had super powers what would they be?
Telekinesis and Freeze power.
If you could have any job in the world, what is the perfect one for you?
Movie Star
*Free Space*
“I would like to thank my mom, my publisher and Cujo”
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
3

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Lake Trip 2005

I just got the word from Anna that this years lake trip has been given a date.


Lake Trip 2005 pt1 July 8-10

To Quote Anna: "If anyone has a conflict with this date call me ASAP on my cell and leave a message. I will need conformation on who is going. Anyone and everyone Welcome


P.S Lake trip pt2 is probably going to be on Aug 19th."

Trotta Hates HDTV


Nathan Trotta, worlds most famous Bum, hates HDTV! Posted by Hello
This story is exaggerated upon a phone conversation I had with Trotta. It turns out Trotta hates HDTV (that’s High Definition Television). If you have never seen a HDTV it makes the image much sharper and more life like. A standard television has 525 lines across its screen, which light up in certain parts as the electron beam move across it, to make an image. A HDTV as 1080 lines across its screen.


But why does Trotta hate HDTV? It’s not because of the price. It’s not because he’s thinking of going Amish. It’s because he doesn’t like High Definition Porn!
“There are just somethings you don’t need to see in high definition, and Ron Jeremy is one of them”


Let me show you an example. Here is a girl in standard definition.




















She looks fine right? Well take a look at her again, this time in HDTV!



Can you tell a difference? Well somehow Trotta can.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Foamy the Squirrel


Check out the cult web-cartoon "Neurotically Yours". Foamy the Squirrel DEMANDS that you visit! Check it out at www.illwillpress.com

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Friend of the Week


Sarah Rice is the friend of the week. Posted by Hello


Name: Sarah Elizabeth Rice
Age: 23
Nickname(s): Willow and Satan (don’t ask)
Who is your Role Model: Susan Sto Helit (from Discworld)
What is your major (if applies): Library and information sciences
Favorite Movie: American Beauty
Favorite T.V. Show: God, the Devil, and Bob
Favorite Band/Musician: Flogging Molly
Favorite Book: American Gods by Neil Gaiman
Favorite Fictional Character: Death
Favorite Animal: Huskie
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Word: Mercurial
Favorite Quote: “I didn’t think Heaven would accept us, and yet Hell has proven to be terribly plain”
Favorite Website: http://www.neopets.com/ (I’m an addict)
If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?
Sword. To be graceful and deadly.
If you had super powers what would they be?
Invisibility and Teleportation.
If you could have any job in the world, what is the perfect one for you?
Manager for the Ruler of the World.
*Free Space*
Anything labeled favorite is based on my mood. Another Quote; “I wasn’t harboring pain so we could insult each other”.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Look Out! I'm stealing ideas from David Letterman! I'm going to start posting random top ten lists, where I pick a topic and then choose ten things relating to that topic off the top of my head. The first list's topic is . . . .

The Top 10 Greatest Things in Animation

1. Tex Avery "Wild Takes"
2. Anime Breasts ( . Y . )
3. Adult Swim
4. Matt Groening
5. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
6. Invader Zim
7. Wile E. Coyote Moments
8. Genndy Tartakovsky
9. The Anvil
10. Felix the Cat

Well thats my list. Anyone think something is missing or should be taken off? Anyone have a list of their own? (I know Liz should) Comment!

Modern Day Mothra Twins Found on U of L Campus


Sarah J and Sarah R are Modern day Mothra Twins. Posted by Hello

What seems to be a scene from a Japanese monster movie is in fact reality here in Louisville. Two students attending the University of Louisville have some how found themselves with a big . . . or should I say small problem.
"They were just as normal as could be on Monday", comments fellow student Elizabeth Seng, "But by Wednesday I thought something was strange when I was actually taller (for once) than either Sarah."
The girls seem to resemble the Cosmos from the Japanese Godzilla and Mothra films seen here.

By Friday evening both girls had dwindled in size to a diminutive 6 inches tall! Earlier in the week concerns were growing amongst their friends. Jennifer Wilson recalls her concern, "I remember Sarah Janckila coming into the game room, speaking in Japanese and bursting into song about a giant moth. This didn't bother me, for we all expect that type of thing from her. I mean after all she is dating that weirdo, Donovan Jones, but when Sarah Rice joined her in song dressed the same way, I felt worried for their sanity!"
Although Mothra has not responded other strange moth related incidents have occurred. Famous rock star and international sex symbol "Weird Al" Yankovic was mauled to death by a giant moth, which scientists have linked to the two tiny Sarahs.

A Japanese translator was called in to question the girls. The Sarahs (talking in unison) said, "Although we can not contact Mothra, we have called upon all other moths to destroy the evils of the world. The one you call Weird Al has upset the balance of Earth with his ungodly parody talent. so we called upon Earth's moths to form together and destroy him."
Doctors are baffled about how to help or what's causing this. The girls don't seem to want help, they just want to dress alike and sing to their goddess Mothra.

(Yeah after re-reading this even I think this is too weird)

Monday, March 07, 2005

Don't Rain on my Parade

It's official! My sister is in complete control of Louisville's Halloween parade on Baxter Avenue this year. Yeah, I know it's a long way away from October but it's not to early to start thinking about being in the parade or planning to volunteer at the Baxter Avenue Morgue. If you all want we can even make our own parade float and be in the parade (I can vision a giant D 20 of terror rolling down Baxter Avenue.)
There's not much information about the parade here, but there will be as it gets closer ........
www.13bats.com

Saturday, March 05, 2005

You Don't Know Slinus Ends

Here are all the contestants, all 6 of them : ( Ranked in order of liking. I enjoyed all of the links but this is my deciding order.

  1. Tiffany - http://gojira.20m.com/ Everything a growing Godzilla fan, like me, needs to know. I learned lots of cool stuff including biographies on the different Mothra girls. Tiffany wins the $5, so next time I see you Tiffany.
  2. Jennifer Wilson - http://members.aol.com/shrinky428/home.html This was a close tie for first place. This website is actually already in my favorites and is one of my most visited sites. This site provides an excellent window into one of my many bizarre fetishes.
  3. Brandon Taylor - http://www.entertheninja.com Now I know where Kenny came up with the “shirt Ninja”! This site has everything I could ever want to know about ninjas and fun facts. (And ninja babes!)
  4. Anna - http://www.hyggestedet.dk/moviegallery/gallery.asp?categoryid=10 This site has many cool videos, the coolest being Matrix Ping Pong
  5. Matt Luckett - http://www.somethingawful.com/ This site is interesting. It has bizarre news articles and awful links. I like this site but it gets bumped down in rank because some of my favorite websites have been the awful link of the day.
  6. Scott DeVos – http://www.saggysaggy.com/ This site is dedicated to saggy and odd shaped boobs. Ummmmmm, I like boobies and all but nothing impresses me here.

Mario and Luigi vs. Sonic and Tales


Mario & Luigi vs. Sonic & Tales Posted by Hello

Todays fight puts Nintendo against Sega, in a tag-team event. Mario and Luigi, the italian plumber brothers take on Sonic the hedgehog and tales the creepy two tailed fox. Slinus desires all comments! Desires I say! Bwah ha ha ha ha!! Who do you think would win?

Friend of the Week


Dave is the friend of the week. Posted by Hello

Name: David Warder
Age: 21
Nickname(s): Dave, Grand Master of Funk & Evil
Who is your Role Model: Stalin
What is your major (if applies): Physics, and others
Favorite Movie: Braveheart
Favorite T.V. Show: Robot Chicken
Favorite Band/Musician: Green Day
Favorite Book: Dark Tower Series
Favorite Fictional Character: Kenshin
Favorite Animal: Mongoose
Favorite Color: Black (until they invent a darker color)
Favorite Word: Yar (with an infinite amount of “r”s at the end)
Favorite Quote: “If I say chuck, you say how much?” - Liz
Favorite Website: http://www.nuklearpower.com/
If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?
Hydrogen Bomb because there was 40 years of constant fear of “the bomb”.
If you had super powers what would they be?
Ability to manipulate universal powers.
If you could have any job in the world, what is the perfect one for you?
Ruler of all existence.
*Free Space*
“DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!”
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
“As much as I tell him to!”

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Contest Reminder!

Remember, if you're considering entering the "You don't know Slinus" contest, the deadline is 6:00 a.m. Saturday March 5 at the latest!! Don't delay, this is an easy 5 bucks!!!

Whats in a name?

Ever wonder where the name Slinus comes from? Well you're about to find out.
Click to watch the video. (4 mb Requires real media player)
http://www.spschat.com/RareMedia/videos/southparknuts.rm