Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Trotta Hates HDTV


Nathan Trotta, worlds most famous Bum, hates HDTV! Posted by Hello
This story is exaggerated upon a phone conversation I had with Trotta. It turns out Trotta hates HDTV (that’s High Definition Television). If you have never seen a HDTV it makes the image much sharper and more life like. A standard television has 525 lines across its screen, which light up in certain parts as the electron beam move across it, to make an image. A HDTV as 1080 lines across its screen.


But why does Trotta hate HDTV? It’s not because of the price. It’s not because he’s thinking of going Amish. It’s because he doesn’t like High Definition Porn!
“There are just somethings you don’t need to see in high definition, and Ron Jeremy is one of them”


Let me show you an example. Here is a girl in standard definition.




















She looks fine right? Well take a look at her again, this time in HDTV!



Can you tell a difference? Well somehow Trotta can.

6 comments:

Jen said...

Bwahahahahaa!

sylverwolfe said...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! the difference! the horrible, horrible difference!
the first image is way too skinny and undefined. the high-def image depicts a much more life-like and realistic-looking female form.

Raven said...

WoW i didn't know scott was into that kinda thing. kinky

Raven said...

okay going on my own rant here...... now normally when someone puts a weird cult tv show on dvd they usually put out each season in one box set each. well the people in charge of putting LEXX on dvd are evil and stupid. they made it entirely to confusing to figure out WHY they give you so many buying options. it took me 20 minutes to figure out why like 20 Options came up under the word lexx. First of all the show started out as a mini series so each part of the Mini series is on its own dvd for 35 dollars( four Parts) . Now the second and third seasons (they call them series to, not seasons, I don’t like that) are each together in there own box sets. This is very good. Now the fourth season (which has Nigel Bennett playing the Prince ; > )can be bought in separate dvds (which they call volumes) for 15 dollars each or you can buy them in little box sets. For example there 6 dvds total in the fourth season , they put them in little sets of 2 dvds each. Now they also give you the option of buying the first HALF of season 4 and the second HALF of the fourth season. And it’s not like they would name these things in any sort of cohesive manor, NNNOOOOOOO. They’re not seasons they’re series or volumes in the seasons. Ok I’m done now I was very confused as to how all of these things went together. Good by

sydel said...

check out the sexy bitch! looking good!!

BananannaGirl said...

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