Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Trotta Hates HDTV
Nathan Trotta, worlds most famous Bum, hates HDTV!
This story is exaggerated upon a phone conversation I had with Trotta. It turns out Trotta hates HDTV (that’s High Definition Television). If you have never seen a HDTV it makes the image much sharper and more life like. A standard television has 525 lines across its screen, which light up in certain parts as the electron beam move across it, to make an image. A HDTV as 1080 lines across its screen.
But why does Trotta hate HDTV? It’s not because of the price. It’s not because he’s thinking of going Amish. It’s because he doesn’t like High Definition Porn!
“There are just somethings you don’t need to see in high definition, and Ron Jeremy is one of them”
Let me show you an example. Here is a girl in standard definition.
She looks fine right? Well take a look at her again, this time in HDTV!
Can you tell a difference? Well somehow Trotta can.