Mmmmmm... Soylent Pizza!
A while back, Dave, Liz, Sarah J. and I were at a Dominos Pizza awaiting our pizzay-goodnees, when I suddenly spy this pamphlet on the wall. It has not been changed or altered in any way. Do you really think this slogan is good for business? And if they really are using people in their pizzas, they sure taste good.
"Soylent pizza? How does it taste?"
"Oh, it varies from person to person."