Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Curse of the Blog!

Has my Blog infected your mines? Has it laid tiny little Blog eggs in your heads, quietly laying in wait. Waiting for their chance to free themselves of your personal realities and in return create a random insanity. Yes, Blog babies lay in wait in your minds. With every visit they grow, every keystoke they breath, every mouse click they scream. You can't take the constant voices anymore, as if dead crazy people are licking your soul like nestle quick flavored ice cream. You can't describe the disgust that is ghost tounges scraping your brain. Laying awake at night, staring into the vast void of darkness, a darkness that usaully wraps around you as it warms and comforts you into a gentle slumber. Yet the darkness that used to take you away to dreamland now haunts you. The bed sheets clutched in your tightly griped fists, the warm sweat dripping down your cheecks, and your paranoid pupils darting back and forth in the darkness. The darkness that now consumes you, bombarding you with a deafening silence, as your blog infested mind can't stop conjuring images of Scott wearing a bra, imaginary fights, and friends of the week. My God! What ever happened to friend of the week!? Are those the only people he considers friends! Why did Harley get hit in the Groin with a foot ball?? Why do I hunger for Micro-oxygen? The silence grows colder as your screams grow louder, the Blog creatures tearing apart your insides slowly and painfully taking over. Soon it's all over. The pain settles, the darkness turns to light, and the images fade away. Nothing is left of the old you. What remains is an empty shell. You get up and out of bed, head to your computer, and in the warm glow of you monitor you begin to create a Blog.


Just like TIFFANY! Go look at her Blog NOW . . . Tiff's Blog
* Oh GOD! It's infected Mike too . . . Mike's Blog

(Good Gravy, all that just to post a simple link. Tiffany only asked me to post her blog link not create insanity. If your wondering I wrote this after watching four Batman episodes in row followed by a phone call from Sarah. And yes, I crazy!?)

5 comments:

The Furrydeathbeast Rides Again! said...

Crazy? nahhhh.... makes perfect sense to me...

Oh yeah, and if you didnt read... The Furryderathbeast Rides Again!!!!

*Doomy doomy doom doom doomy etc. etc. etc.*

the furrydeathbeast blah blah blah said...

>.< FurryDEATHbeast... typos should just die...

Anonymous said...

You learn something every day:-)

Cheese Cakes

Donovan "Slinus" Jones said...

Cheese Cake????

Beasty of the Furry Death said...

mmmm.... Cheesecake...

Huzzah for random posts (^.^)v