Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Vin Diesel Returns

Just when you thought it was safe to rent "The Chronicles of Riddick", I go and find more . . .


  • Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.
  • When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.
  • Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to just lie the &@$% down.
  • Vin Diesel was scheduled to be Stalone's stunt double in Rambo, but he was replaced after refusing to wearing a parachute when jumping from the plane.
  • Vin Diesel once ate the entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.
  • The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
  • Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.


Liz said...

Immovable object/unstoppable force one is good, but crop circles is my favorite of these.

sydel said...

i like the one about asparagus and tinkie. it was funny.