Sunday, March 26, 2006

Photos, Photos, Photos!

Updated the Photo site!!!! Go and see pictures from "A Christmas at Brett's House 2005", "Slinus's 23rd Birthday Party", & "Kristen's 20th Birthday Party".
The pictures are in the "00New Pictures" folder . . .
Click here for the photo site . . .

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Bigger Breasts . . . or Bust

Ever wonder if those breast enhancement pills actually work? If you have, then i recommend you check out this scientific study / experiment / humorous article.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Batman, Like Yo've Never Seen Him

It's sort of like Lego Star Wars, except it's Batman.

If you haven't seen the short animated film, Batman: New Times, then what are waiting for? What started out as a fan film ended up with some "Bat-Famous" voices. Mark Hamill is back as the Joker and Adam West is back as Batman.
Watch the film online here . . .

Move Over Vin Diesel . . .

Apparently Vin Diesel isn't the only one with random Facts on the internet. Thanks go to Liz for sending these in.

Random Facts about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never

Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Upcomming Events!

Here's waht's going on . . .

Sunday, March 19th: Kristen's Birthday Party / Fun Get together. Basicly be at my house between 5:30 - 6:00 p.m. Well go out and eat and then back to my place for fun games.

Friday, March 24th: 9 Volt Revolt is playing the Red Barn at UofL. Show starts at 8:00 p.m. and is 18 and over.

Wednesday, March 29th: Phil's Birthday (as commanded by Dave).

Tuesday, April 25th (Reading Day): The Anime Club LazarBlaze lock-in. Starts at 6p.m. and costs $18 for all you can eat/drink pizza and sodas, and play around 6 rounds of lazar tag. You need to let Liz know if you're interested.

May 26- 28th: MARCON! Who's going? I have confirmed; Anna, Liz, Benji, Sarah R., Sarah J., Donovan, Jen, and Scott. So what is everone's costumes?!? I've talked to Jen, Anna, Scott, and Sarah J. What say the rest of you? I'll be going as the Joker (just got my purple suit), Sarah J. is the sexy Riddler, and we hope to have Jen as Harley Quinn. Also we're working on giving Anna a batman theme as well. As for Scott, last I heard, Kermit the Forg, but you never know with Scott.

Sunday, October 29th 2044: Dave becomes almighty Overlord of Earth (around 3:46 p.m.)

Sunday, March 05, 2006


Roses are RED
Violet brings DOOM
Here's my 2 cents on Ultraviolet,
Showing in a theater near you.

I won't go into what the plot of this film is about except that all you need to know is that it is set in a futuristic society where there are humans and virus infected humans. Milla Jovovich plays Violet (a virus infected human) who is draging around a kid that might contain a cure in his blood stream and she will (and does) kill anyone who doesn't like this.
Now to my 2 cents . . .
First, what I didn't like. The story was confusing and when there wasn't any action I found myself loosing considerable interest.
Now here's what I did like . . .
I loved the gadgets in this movie. Lots of cartoonish future-style weapons that make for neat action sequences. For example all of Violet's weapons are stored on her but are tucked away in another dimension, making it possible to carry unlimited amounts of doom. Violet's hair and clothes can change color whenever she wants, kind of like a mood-ring but with a practical purpose. Violet also has a fun little gadget that messes with gravity. This allows for running on ceilings and a fun motorcyle chase up the side of a sky-scrapper.
I also liked the cartoonish/comic style look this movie presents. From the comic book themed opening sequence to the all digital city, Ultraviolet reminds me of Sin City, except nowhere near as nice.
Finaly I like the fight scences in this film. Although they were mostly a rip off from the Matrix as well as from a growing list of other sci-fi fight films, I still found them to be most enjoyable. She's always out numbered by at least 20 to 1 yet she always comes out on top, making the fights laughable and fun to watch.
So in conclusion, if you're looking for something serious and mentaly stimulating, go ahead and pass on this film. But if your looking for fun eye-candy and overly ridiculous ultra-violent fight scenes, then give Ultraviolet a go.
I give Ultraviolet 2 1/2 Slinus Heads out of 5.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Bouncy Bouncy

I'm not sure why, but I could spend hours watching this . . .

What is it? It's a bounce-O-meter to advertise a new sports bra. You get to pick a cup size and level of activity, then you get to watch 3 different sets of animated boobies bounce. He he he . . . Jiggley and Hypnotic.