Thursday, April 27, 2006

Friday, April 21, 2006

Don't Scream if you Miss Scary Movie



If you've seen Scary Movie 3 then you pretty much know what to expect in this fourth installment. Directed by David Zucker (of “Airplane!” and “Naked Gun” fame) and scripted by Craig Mazin and Jim Abrahams, meaning the Wayans Brothers (directors of Scary Movie 1 & 2) are now a distant memory. The film is your basic "spoof" film with parodies of "The Grudge", "War of the Worlds", "Saw", "The Village", and not so scary movies "Million Dollar Baby", and "Brokeback Mountain". If you liked any of the other Scay Movie films (most importantly 3) then this one should be enjoyable for you, if not you will probably just want to skip it altogether. Mostly a lot of chuckels with some good laughs, the humor tends to vary from sight gags to the overuse of "Gross-out" humor. The film is short too, at just over an hour long (80 minutes I think.) I won't go into any details about my favorite parts because it wouldn't leave much to see if you watch it.

However, I will allow two spoilers, There is a very speacil appearence of Scott DeVos in the film, otherwise know as Zoltar. Also the only "Scary" part of Scary Movie 4 is seeing Leslie Nielsen's naked butt (which gets an amazing amount of screen time) fortunately the film makes up for that by showing off Carmen Electra's squisheys in a nice corset.

Anyway, Scary Movie 4 contains mostly stuff you've seen before and at only 80 Minutes long I wouldn't reccomend paying full admission. So if you're thinking about seeing it, I say wait for an early bird speacil or for home rental. And that's my 2 cents.
I give Scary Movie 4 - two and a half Slinus heads.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Screwed by the Bell

If you don't know, Adult Swim has been playing ads that claim they will air the awful LIVE-ACTION sitcom Saved by the Bell. We all thought it was a joke. Tonight we found out otherwise. Here is my rant I sent to [AS], lets see if they air it!
"Oh Adult Swim! Why! We loved each other once. But now . . . Now you give me Saved by the bell!?!? I thought we had something together! Something Speacil and wonderful. A place full of wonderful shows, old and new. Shows with brilliant minds and fresh talent. Now, what once was a viewing pleasure of midnight on [AS] now feels like 7AM on TBS. If I wanted to watch a bunch of no talent retarted kids with horrid acting skills I would tune in on Friday nights and watch Tommy and Tara. Now what once was a television exploding with beautiful comedy and action animation has been dulled with an eire and deafening sound of silence as my thumb removes it's self from the power button on my remote control. Now sitting alone in my cold dark room, staring at my dark, black, icey television screen. I can almost feel the warm loving rays of entertaing animation radiation that once embraced my body on a nightly basis, now just a memory, still linger in the air. Now all I have left is this DARK, HEARTLESS, ROOM. Cold and Alone! What happened to you Adult Swim? I'm not sure if I can ever forgive you. I not sure if things will ever be the same ... for you .... for us. I guess all I can do now is pray. And hope. And whenever midnight rolls along I can always put in a Futurama DVD or play some strip solitare and try and wait out what may be the most agonizing 30 minutes of my life. With every second that will pass, my heart will pound harder. With every minute that will pass, my sweat will grow colder. And somewhere between insainity and the festering bowels of my Adult Swim free mind will be the haunting laughter of Screech lauging at my torment! Well nuts to you Dustin Diamond, there's still a chance this could all be a cruel and horrible joke gone wrong! . . . But I'm only kidding myself. The end is near . . . for quality entertainment on [AS], it all starts with one show and I'm afraid Adult Swim will not be saved by the bell. . . . Oh and congradulations on making the cover of Animation Magazine, very nice!"

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Save a Seat, for the Benchwarmers

The Benchwarmers is just another one of those anthems to nerds and underdogs, following in the footsteps of such films as "Revenge of the Nerds" or "Dodgeball". I wen't into this movie not expecting much but I was pleasantly surprised. The writing nor the acting is anything great but that's what one is to suspect in a "Happy Madison" production. What scored big for me was the physical humor, site gags, and gross out comedy (I never get tired of really fake projectile vomit!) This movie provided enough random insanity to satisfy my lust for the odd and crazy. Some examples include demented midgets living in peanutbutter forts, an Agraphobic albino attacking girl scouts with a plastic sword, robotic butlers, the over use of tittie twisters, Adam West's Batmobile, and the Mega-Mit (as seen above).
Overall, if you like stupid movies then you'll like the Benchwarmers. And that's my 2 cents.
I give it 3 and half Slinus heads.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Friend of the Moment


  1. Name: Phillip Robinson
  2. Age: 24
  3. Nickname(s): Philsbury Doughboy, Procrastinator Phil
  4. Who is your Role Model: Shigeru Miyamoto
  5. What is your major (if applies): Multimedia and Game Design
  6. Favorite Movie: V for Vendetta
  7. Favorite T.V. Show: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Full Metal Alchemist
  8. Favorite Band/Musician: Shinedown
  9. Favorite Book: Bone (graphic novel)
  10. Favorite Fictional Character: Ryu from Dragon Quarters and “V” from V for Vendetta (who is basically the Count of Monte Cristo).
  11. Favorite Animal: The Cheat (From Storngbad’s e-mail at www.homestarrunner.com)
  12. Favorite Color: Violet (not light purple)
  13. Favorite Word: Slomo
  14. Favorite Quote: “I rock! And roll! All night long! Sweet Susie.” – Wimp Lo from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
  15. Favorite Website: www.vgcats.com Video Game Cats webcomic
  16. If you were an inanimate object, what would you be and why?

A living room, I like everyone to be friendly and welcome.

  1. If you had super powers what would they be?

Control of Friction. I could use it to increase air friction to stop people solid, decrease it to make concrete slippery, or use increased friction on my fingers to climb walls like Spidey.

  1. If you could have any job in the world, what is the perfect one for you?

Video Game Quality tester (not bug/play tester, that’s too monotonous).

  1. *Free Space*

“SWEET! Give me my free Space! You can’t have it, it’s mine!”

20. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How many woodchucks could wood chuck into bloody, bloody pieces?

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