Monday, August 07, 2006

Movie Reviews

Sooo Many Movies have been seen, Not enough motivation to give full reviews.
Here's the short versions.

Superman Returns
Nothing new here if you've seen a Christopher Reeve Superman film. With today's special effects and technology we still get Lex Luthor as the bad guy. I say it's time for Bizzaro.

2 Slinus Heads

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

I didn't care for the first one but this one was great. Lots of cool stuff happens plus a kraken

4 1/2 Slinus Heads

Monster House
Rather dark and spooky for cartoon aimed at an audience of children ... Nice! Did I mention there's a dead fat lady?

3 1/2 Slinus Heads

Didn't expect much of anything from this Adam Sandler flick but it turned out much better than I expected. We get to see Christopher Walken being goofy plus slow motion boobies! But all in all still an average movie.

3 Slinus Heads

Clerks II
Kevin Smith goes back to the basics with this sequel to his first film ever. I loved the first movie, I loved the cartoon series, and with no exceptions I loved the sequel. Lots of nerd-talk, Donkey Shows, and the return of Jay and Silent Bob. Snootch to the Nootch!

5 Slinus Heads

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
This film should rightfully be called Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Product Placement. The advertisements in this movie are overly ridiculous and even though are portrayed in a humorous way, they're still ADVERTISEMENTS. The jokes would of been just as funny with false products. Yet this movie still has it's funny moments plus a cougar mauling.

2 1/2 Slinus Heads

Barnyard: The Original Party Animals
Unfortunately I expected more from Steve Oedekerk's (creator and star of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist)new animated movie. Still it wasn't a bad movie nor was it great. Some moments your laughing and others your waiting for the scene to end. Although I don't see what all the fuss is about with gender incorrect cows.

3 Slinus Heads

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Ummmmm, a bunch of guys with too many hormones solve their problems by racing fast cars in dangerous situations. And ummmmmm, it's in Japan. Did I mention there's a Hulk-mobile and special Vin Diesel appearance?

Just Half a Slinus Head!


Death of the Furry Beast said...

Wow... how have you seen all these movies? I thought you had some form of a "life" (whatever that is; I'm just told that it interferes with movies.)

sydel said...

you didn't comment that there seems to be a little bit of a "nipple-rama" in the beginning of dead man's chest (speaking of "chests"). i'm suprised you didn't notice that boobie-boy. i wonder if you're going soft?