X-men Orgins: Wolverine
If you haven't seen X-men Orgins: Wolverine ... Don't Bother. If you have, than I'm sorry. This flaming pile of mediocrity is sandwiched between loud explosions and way too many characters in one movie.
At times the special effects were lame and cartoony, the slow-mo "Matrix" time became annoying, and Sabertooth's leaping like a freak to get from point A to point B was laughably ridiculous! This pitiful excuse for a film can never make up it's mind if it wants to be dark and serious or a happy action Kid's flick.
If you're an X-men fan do yourself a Favor and show your fan support by reading the comics, don't give your hard earned money to FOX. If you do, they might make more of this garbage ... What's that? A sequel is already being planned?! Can it get any worse? What!!!! Ryan Reynolds is in talks for a Deadpool spin-off!?!? ARRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
And by the way Wolverine gets shot in the Memories ... The MEMORIES!!! Yeah, it's as stupid as it sounds.
Oh well at least we had 3 good ... I mean 2 ... wait, ONE good X-men movie ... I think. Well at least we had one sort-of-Okay X-men movie. Actually lets pretend this never happened and watch Iron Man instead.
Half a Slinus Head is all I'm gonna give this turd fest of a movie.